Its a long title but I couldn't really condense it and get my meaning across properly... They aren't the "Top 5 movies I want to make" by a long shot- and I don't want to make terrible movies... if that makes sense.
ANYway- what we're looking at here is a list of these terrible films, a short description, and why I want to make it... starting with number 5!
#3 - DEATH FACTORY
"Five strangers trapped in the halls of an abandoned textile factory are hunted by evil and haunted by their past."
So- you may have read in my previous post why I'm writing this- but- as I write- I realize how badly I want to make the movie as well... You know- so it doesn't come across as terrible as one of the many terrible SciFi channel directors would make it.
Don't get me wrong, it'll still be über terrible, but just- in that fun kind of terrible sense of the word.
#2 - Return of the Living Dead Part III
"Back from the dead and hungry for more."
(Secret Military compounds, hobos and zombies... need more be said?)
(Secret Military compounds, hobos and zombies... need more be said?)
You're asking yourself right now- why in the shizzle would this man want to RE-make a terribly terrible film!?
Actually, you're probably not asking yourself that because you're probably wondering to yourself if a movie like RotLDp3 has actually been made in the first place! Well, I'm here to tell you that it has and when I sat on my parents couch that cold October evening watching this movie I realized- with different direction the movie could actually have a lot of heart (especially the Riverman's monologue) and some extremely cheap scares...
I dunno- it would be a blast on and off the set!
#1 - 101 ways to wok your dog.
"Kung Fu stir fry has NEVER tasted so good..."
"Kung Fu stir fry has NEVER tasted so good..."I'm going to be 100% honest with you right now... I have no story for this one yet- just concept: Kung Fu film... the only reason I want to make this movie is because of the title.
Who wouldn't watch a Kung Fu movie with this name!?
Alright- that's my list. Maybe someday when I am in the midst of making good movies I can throw some of these in. Who knows?
Who wouldn't watch a Kung Fu movie with this name!?
Alright- that's my list. Maybe someday when I am in the midst of making good movies I can throw some of these in. Who knows?