Dr. Fantastic, M.D.

The thoughts, ramblings, philosophies, writings, ideas, presumptions, concoctions, conjurations, conjugations and congregations of one Joel Petrie.

"Caught" - Sample footage

I directed this scene on Saturday- here is a sample of the stuff we got. This is a clip of Elwon playing Gregory


Director: Joel Petrie

Cinematography: Paul Varela

Gregory: Elwon Bakly

Keep an eye out for the entire piece to be added in the next week or so-

Enjoy Responsibly!



Have you ever wished life was a musical and you could just sing away your frustrations? So have we!

This is our entry for the My Comfort My Way video contest! Watch! Rate! Tell your friends! Vote! Enjoy!

Make sure to watch in HD for full viewing pleasure!!!

Directed, Shot and Cut by:
Joel Petrie

Music by:
Logan Kendell

Starring:
Logan Kendell
Jyllian Petrie
Joel Petrie
Walter S. Puppet
Susie Q. Puppet

More of my works... I have too many-


I've found an old play I was working on... I think maybe it is time to finish it-

Its called "Survival Horror: A Guide to Producing Quality Works"

The basic idea of the show is a Narrated step by step guide on how to make a Zombie movie... but its a play- uhmmm....

here's a sample.

Survival Horror: A Guide to Producing Quality Works
by: Joel Petrie

Lights up on 6 young adults, regular people, nothing outstanding about them. BILLY, HEIDI, JOHNNY, KATIE and NICK. They are all lounging about the room as young adults would do in this situation. A lazy vignette.

NARRATOR (cont’d):Rule number two: The audience must identify with the characters. Our target audience is going to be young adults. So, our characters are... young adults. The characters cannot be outstanding in any way. Just, regular people like you and I... Ordinary people in extraordinary situations are far more interesting to watch.

The vignette comes to life.

NICK: Billy... do you know what time Dave is going to get here? I’d like to get going!

Billy is trying to get some luggage up onto a shelf. He’s having a hard time.

BILLY: He’s coming up after work, but knowing him he’ll take all night...

NICK: But I wanna get this party started!

HEIDI: Nick, you are so lame!

NICK: Yeah...

BILLY: Could you help me with this?

Johnny steps forward.

JOHNNY: I got it.

He just so happens to put the luggage up first try.

BILLY: Anyone seen Brittany?

Just then BRITTANY enters from the bedroom door.

BRITTANY: Heidi, Katie... do you have any tampons!?

there is a LOONG awkward pause.


NARRATOR: I guess this would be a good place to tell you “Rule Number Three.” Rule Number Three: Foreshadow, foreshadow, foreshadow!

NICK: Anyone want to go check out that old cemetery out back!?

EVERYONE: Yeah. Of course. Let’s do... etc.

Everyone except Billy and Brittany exit the back door. There is another long awkward pause.


NARRATOR: Rule number four: Always develop a love story.

BRITTANY: I’m schizophrenic!

BILLY: What?

BRITTANY: I found out what’s wrong with me! I’m schizophrenic!

BILLY: Okay...

BRITTANY: My psychiatrist told me. I’ve got a prescription and everything!

BILLY: Have you started it yet?

BRITTANY: I’ll be getting better soon and we’ll be getting back together soon!

BILLY: So... you haven’t started it yet...

BRITTANY: Billy, I promise I’ll be getting better.

BILLY: Brittany, we’ve talked about this before. One; we’ve never dated. Two, I’m not ready for any sort of serious commitment right now... and... you’re crazy... I just don’t think it’ll work...

BRITTANY: Why can’t you be serious!? Just for ONE second.

BILLY: Okay I will... NOTHING WILL EVER HAPPEN BETWEEN US...........EVER!

BRITTANY: Why are you always so serious?

BILLY: AH!

BRITTANY: I’m sure if I were Heidi you’d be acting much differently...

The back door flings open and in storms Katie in a huff.

BILLY: What’s wrong?

KATIE: Besides the fact that Nick is an exhausting jack ass?

BRITTANY: Excuse me, we were having a conversation.

BILLY: What’d he do?

KATIE: Jack ass tried convincing me that a dead cat was trying to come back to life.

BRITTANY: Gross!

BILLY: That’s it?

KATIE: Well that and he’s not responding to any of my sexual advances...

NARRATOR: Foreshadowing AND multiple love stories set up... how do you like them apples?

Joel's Musical Song Post #10 - A Christmas Song!

Another Musical Song Post just in time for christmas!!!! YAY!!!!

This is one of the more heartwarming and thought provoking songs I've ever written- it captures the truest and most meaningful spirit of the holiday season that one can find...

Enjoy Responsibly!

"Othello" Act II, Scene iii - Iago

I recorded myself doing this monologue because I love Shakespeare and have always wanted to play the bad guy in one of his plays...

Enjoy responsibly!

Joel's Musical Song Post - Contest #3

The third official MSP contest has just arrived.

Lighting Test

Don't ask what this video means- I was just testing out some new lights I got... This is just what happened to come out of the process

Joel's Musical Song Post #9 - Hide Who You Are

Bekah Wilbur won the last contest- this is her song... enjoy responsibly!

She is a Make-Up FX artist, this way you might understand the lyrics better

Warfare

This is a short I directed a few years ago- almost 3 to be exact...

It was for a short theater festival that I convinced to let me shoot a film for- the script is student written, the actors are all students and I was a student at the time I directed it...

Jaelan Petrie D.P.'d

It hasn't seen the light of day since then- but hey, enjoy responsibly!

p.s. the budget on this was $25

Three Widows

One from a series of Short films I'm working on!

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